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Strain Library

Six strains.
Zero guessing.

Every strain in the Caps Lock lineup is grown in-house, genetically verified, and precision-dosed. Potency, effects, and recommended dosing for every phenotype we carry.

01 / TIDAL WAVE

Tidal Wave

POTENCY / VERY HIGH
Genetics
P. cubensis · wild-found phenotype
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Known for high potency. A visual, euphoric, deeply expansive headspace. For the seasoned user looking for a serious journey.

Effects
Visual Euphoric Introspective Long-lasting
Suggested dose
Start with 1-2 caps (0.25-0.5g). Full dose 4-6 caps. Not recommended for first-timers.

A cross that caught attention in enthusiast circles for its potency. A true heavy-hitter.

02 / ALBINO PE

Albino Penis Envy

POTENCY / VERY HIGH
Genetics
P. cubensis · PE x Albino cross
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Dense, cerebral, heavy-body. Known for potency with a smooth pharmacological profile.

Effects
Cerebral Heavy-body Introspective Smooth
Suggested dose
Start with 1-2 caps (0.25-0.5g). Full dose 3-5 caps. Stronger than typical cubensis.

Dense fruit bodies with thick caps and characteristic white bruising.

03 / ENIGMA

Enigma

POTENCY / EXTREME
Genetics
P. cubensis · blob mutation
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The rare blob mutation. Extreme potency, unpredictable geometry, deeply introspective. A true collector strain.

Effects
Introspective Visionary Time dilation Intense
Suggested dose
Start with 1 cap (0.25g). Full dose 2-4 caps. Extreme potency - dose conservatively.

No true cap-and-stem structure. Grows as dense, brain-like cerebraform clusters. Extremely potent per gram.

04 / BLUEY VUITTON

Bluey Vuitton

POTENCY / HIGH
Genetics
P. cubensis · Panama x Melmac PE
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Panama x Melmac PE cross. Balanced potency, warm-body lift, clean creative headspace. Our versatile favorite.

Effects
Creative Warm-body Focus Social
Suggested dose
Start with 2 caps (0.5g). Full dose 4-6 caps. Great for low, social doses.

Named for intense blue bruising when handled. Balanced parent genetics deliver consistent effects.

05 / BLUE MEANIE

Blue Meanie

POTENCY / VERY HIGH
Genetics
P. cubensis Blue Meanie
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Named for the vivid blue bruising it shows when handled - a sign of high psilocin. One of the more potent cubensis varieties, with an intense, euphoric, deeply visual character. A serious strain for experienced users.

Effects
Euphoric Visual Introspective Energetic
Suggested dose
Start with 1 cap (0.25g). Full dose 2-4 caps. Very high potency - dose conservatively.

A vigorous, fast-colonizing strain prized for above-average potency. The deep blue bruising marks high psilocin content. Treat it like our other very-high-potency strains and start low.

06 / GOLDEN TEACHER

Golden Teacher

POTENCY / MODERATE
Genetics
P. cubensis · classic reference strain
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The classic teacher. Warm, grounding, emotionally open headspace. Forgiving for first-timers, reliable for regulars. A cultural staple for three decades running.

Effects
Warm Grounding Emotional Teaching
Suggested dose
Start with 2 caps (0.5g). Full dose 4-8 caps. One of the most forgiving strains in the lineup. Ideal first experience.

The reference cubensis strain for 30+ years. Consistent, approachable, widely trusted. We source from verified genetics to preserve the classic expression.

07 / STRAIN SPECIFIC

Mushroom Blend - Strain Specific

POTENCY / BALANCED
Genetics
Current rotation: Albino Penis Envy, Pumpkin Hillbilly, Iceberg
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Three strains curated for balance across potency and character. Every capsule exactly 0.25g. Every strain named on the batch sheet - no mystery genetics, no proprietary filler, no "secret formula" cover story.

Effects
Balanced Predictable Mellow Uplifting
Suggested dose
Start with 1-2 caps (0.25-0.5g) for a low, gentle dose. Full dose 4-8 caps. A forgiving daily-driver.

Most multi-strain blends are a way to hide cheap material behind a vague label. Ours is a way to deliver balance while staying completely transparent: the specific strains in your bottle are printed on the label. Rotations change when we source new genetics, and when they do, the label changes with them.

Before you dose

Start low. Go slow. Respect the medicine.

Effects vary significantly by individual, setting, and tolerance. Never combine with alcohol, cannabis, or prescription medication without consulting your physician. Do not operate heavy machinery or drive. Must be 21+. These products are available only through select Michigan retail partners.

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